Carter's "What In The...."

Gulp.....

Ingredients:

2/5 cups of milk
half of butter
an apple slice
whole water bowl
5/6 of brown sugar
1/6 of olive oil
2/6 of vinegar
3/5 of vanilla
salt
pepper
4 eggs
canola oil

Do anything.

Carter's Special Smoothie

Carter recently started a recipe writing obsession.  Here is one of his classics.....

Ingredients:

2 strawberries
an orange
an apple
a pear
a peach
a jalepeno

Blend it.